Making a Note Here...HUGE SUCCESS

Alice is a forceful dictator. That's all I can say about her and her totalitarian regime to force her chubby ol friend to post pictures of food. As said chubby friend is trying to lose weight so she wouldn't have to change her name to Bessie because she's a heifer.

So here is said friend, looking through photos of food that she's made in the past, as looking for food p o r n (I don't want the wrong kind of hits) online seems impossibly more depressing to her.

Thus, here's a photo of cake, that I made:

I will give you brownie points if you can tell me where this is a reference from. The title of my post is also a reference to this lovely snippet of popular geek culture.

There. Cake. I made it. It was a triumph. Here's the official recipe, which I didn't use because I didn't have many of these on hand and neither did the store:

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

I think that's enough clues for where this is from.

And if anyone calls this cake a lie I will punch them.